The original post goes back to at least 2007, we can do some updating to 21 ways to be a good Democrat. But since we have the NAACP lecturing us about how racist the TEA Party leaders are, I guess it is fair to recount some ways to be a good Democrat:
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth’s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV’s.
Catch the original post for 6 through 20. It closes with this:
21. You have to believe that it’s okay to give Federal workers off on Christmas Day but it’s not okay to say “Merry Christmas.”
Let’s add some of our own:
22. You have to believe that the NAACP, an organization whose very name exudes racial superiority, has the right to comment on any other organization’s racial orientation.
23. You have to believe Hillary Clinton comments ad nauseam on domestic issues yet isn’t running for president in 2012.
24. You have to believe that your cookie-baking grandmother that shoved a bar of soap in your mouth when you uttered “damn” is a closet racist that is unhappy with President Obama only because he’s half black.
25. You have to believe that labor unions only want fairness and equality by and among its members.
26. You have to believe that the American education system sucks because of a lack of federal funding instead of the teachers in the classroom.
27. You have to believe that the color-coded Terrorism alert system, which was ridiculed when W was in office, hasn’t been changed because the Obama Administration has so many more important things to do.
28. You have to believe that shoving a few hundred thousand of Stimulus dollars to study the sex habits of Syracuse University female students is an important thing to do. (OK, maybe I’ll give you this one.)
29. You have to believe that Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, John Kerry, and Barney Frank are an impressive leadership team rather than four yahoos that failed to return to the asylum when their day passes expired.
30. You have to believe that Barack Obama has spent several million dollars keeping his birth certificate locked away and has refused to release his college records because he’s just a private guy.
31. You have to believe that Michelle Obama is just “heavy boned,” and that she’s eaten healthily her entire life, and that the cheeseburger the other day was just a “present to herself” and that someone that in public has only been a vegetarian can eat a hunk of dead cow without vomiting.
Any more?